Clearly, the Murdoch family think that we are all completely thick - although, to be fair, we have been buying their shite papers, so there must be some truth to that.
So this week's edition of the News of the Screws is the last before it closes forever - and then reopens again next week as the Sunday edition of the Sun.
Same shit - different title...
For fuck's sake! Are we really so pathetic in this country that we are going to let them get away with this?
Probably...