If you ever wanted a prime example of the never ending genius of the human mind to do something completely meaningless and trivial, here's a prime example...
Apparently, this resulted from a poll done by Beefeater to find Britains favourite bit of crumpet.
Not only purile, unnecessary and sexist, but also a huge waste of food. After all, there's people starving in Africa, you know...
...and is it just me, or does her bum look big in that?